The Augsburg Confession,(in Latin, Confessio Augustana) was written in 1530 by the Emperor Charles the Fifth and blah blah blah
Yawn!

Hey, Benni! Let's play ruler tennis
G-g-good! Quick, m-m-make a net.

And "pow"! I lead 15 to 0!
No, wait, Sven!

HA!! 15 to 15!